I Wanna Tech You Up
This isn’t going to be a rant about how technology is killing society and manners and probably baby pandas too, turning us into a modern day zombie apocalypse society with the rotting being only slightly less literal.
Tagged: parenting
Goodnight, Dammit: An Open Letter to My 3 Year Old Daughter at Bedtime
By Lindsey Beasley Dianna In retrospect, the title was inspired by one of the greatest never suitable for children books out there, Go the F*@! to Sleep, by Adam Mansbach. If you’re not offended...
What I Learned at Stay-at-Home Mom Camp This Summer: Newton’s Third Law of Parenting
After three months of Endless Bend the Rules Days, we are collectively a red-hot mess. We’ve lost basic social skills. Shoes? Shirts? Bathing? Eating with utensils? What do you mean those are normally required expectations?
I’ll Give You Something To Be Embarrassed About!
By Lindsey Beasley Dianna- *This is my junior prom dress. I hang it in our coat closet and present it to the children when necessary. Why? Allow me to explain… ...
Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself
By Lindsey Beasley Dianna- This is an intervention. Granted, it’s aimed specifically at myself, but perhaps some of you can relate? My wake-up call came in the form of a question from a precocious...
B.S. in Parenting – Mid Term Reviews
By Lindsey Dianna – (The following “performance reviews” are intended for straight-up humor and not intended as some sort of template. Did I need to tell you that? In a “this bag is not...
